Clock in at nine, dress code on point
Smile for the camera, fake it till you joint
The boardroom’s buzzing with beautiful lies
Kiss up, climb up, monetize your eyes
They say team player, mean cannon fodder
HR’s your friend until they need a martyr
Innovation! Disruption! Synergy blast!
Just sign on the line, forget the past
Corporate ladder or corporate noose
Either way, darling, you’re gonna lose
But hey, that bonus might cover the bruise
Welcome to the logic we all choose