Hell’s Greatest Dad – Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft/Jeremy Jordan/Amir Talai/Erika Henningsen/Kimiko Glenn
Oh with the punch of a pentagram
五芒星拳一出動(dòng)
I wap-bam-boom alakazam
嘛哩嗎哩轟 魔法顯靈
Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb
平常想我出手 不付牲祭之禮可行不通
But you get the family rate
但今天可以給你個(gè)親人特惠
Thanks dad
謝了 老爸
Who needs a busboy now that you’ve got the chef
有了頂級(jí)廚師 誰(shuí)還需要一個(gè)服務(wù)員
Woah-oh-oh
哇哦哦哦
Michelin-tasting menu free à la carte
米其林級(jí)別的美味佳肴通通都任你選
I’ll rig the game for you because I’m the ref
我可以為你暗箱操縱 誰(shuí)叫我是裁判呢?
Champagne fountains caviar mountains that’s just to start
香檳噴泉 魚(yú)子醬山 這還只是開(kāi)胃小菜
Who’s been here since day one
是誰(shuí)第一天起就待在這里?
Who’s been faithful as a nun
是誰(shuí)對(duì)你忠誠(chéng)如修女?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
是誰(shuí)用老掉牙的雙關(guān)語(yǔ)逗得你眉眼彎彎?
Your executive producer
你的策劃執(zhí)行官
That’s true
確實(shí)如此
I’m your guy your day-to-day
我是你的好幫手 日常幫你打下手
Your chum your steadfast hotelier
你的閨中密友 你忠貞不二的酒店經(jīng)營(yíng)人
Remember when I fixed that clog today
還記得今天堵塞的馬桶是誰(shuí)修好的嗎?
I was stuck thank you sir
我被卡住了 謝謝你 先生
Oh you
噢 你
I’m truly honored that we’ve built such a bond
能和你建立如此羈絆 我深感榮幸
You’re like the child that I wish that I had
我多希望你就是我的孩子
Uh what
額 什么?!
I care for you just like a daughter I spawned
我關(guān)心你就像你是我親生的
Hold on now
等等 現(xiàn)在什么情況?
It’s a little funny you could almost call me dad
有點(diǎn)意思不是嗎?你都可以管我叫爸爸
They say when you’re looking for assistance
人們說(shuō)尋求幫助時(shí)
It’s smart to pick the path of least resistance
聰明人會(huì)選擇阻力最小的那條路
Others say that in your needy hour
也有人說(shuō) 最為艱難的時(shí)候
There’s no substitute for pure angelic power
沒(méi)有什么能比過(guò)純粹的天使之力
Who just happens to also be your blood
而他又恰好是你的血親
Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud
不幸的是 親生父母有時(shí)缺位無(wú)用
They say the family you choose is better
你為自己選擇的家人才是靈魂所在
What a bunch of losers
一群垃圾玩意兒
Can you butt out of my song
你能別來(lái)嚯嚯我的歌嗎?
Your song
你的歌?
I started this
是我先開(kāi)始唱的
I’m singing it I’ll finish it
既然我開(kāi)始唱了 我就要唱完
Oh you tacky piece of
你這個(gè)缺乏教養(yǎng)的
It’s me yes it’s me
是我 對(duì) 就是我
I know you were all waiting for me
我知道你們?nèi)荚诘任?/div>
I’m here what a gas
現(xiàn)在我來(lái)了 氣氛正好
Took a while but I’m present at last
花了我不少時(shí)間 但我最終還是出現(xiàn)了
It’s me it’s me
是我 就是我
Mimzy
Who
你誰(shuí)啊
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